Tuesday, May 21, 2019

At the end of Game of Thrones: why there will be more wars

Daenerys Targaryen has been trying very hard to be a chain breaker and trying to style herself as the person to break the wheel. She wanted to build a world with peace and without repression. Yet depressingly, the whole Game of Thrones series shows only chains cannot be broken. And here is why.

I resent how the last season ends. Some people praised that there are some changes at last, as kings will no longer be born but will be elected by the elite few. As far as I can see, this means that the current peace is nothing more than a truce. And wars will return to Westeros, as memories of disasters fade fast, suggested in this article in the Economist.

There are some interesting precedents in history that give a tantalizing clue what may happen next, especially on how things will go wrong and the Westeros ends up in wars or repression again. Here I list a couple of possibilities with historical precedents.
  • Bran (or his successor) rules as an absolute monarch, like the Targaryens.
  • The real historical precedent of this possibility is from 17th-century Russian empire when Empress Anna tore apart the condition and ruled as an absolute monarch.
    Before Empress Anna could ascend the Russian throne, the Supreme Privy Council, the body that ruled Russia during the reign of Anna's predecessor,  asked her to sign a list of conditions before her accession. The list includes conditions that she cannot declare wars, sign treaties, impose new taxes, and spend public revenues. All these matters would be decided by the Supreme Privy Council. This is the condition effectively replacing Russian autocracy with oligarchy. Empress Anna, then Duchess of Cortland,  signed the condition. Yet upon arriving the capital, with the support from other nobles that opposed the Supreme Privy Council, she abrogated the conditions. She dissolved the Supreme Privy Council, exiled or executed most of the members and their supporters, and confiscated their possessions. Later she ruled like an autocrat. 
    How things ended in Westeros, or how things started in Westeros, is effectively an oligarchy. Yet there is no power to stop the current ruler (in this case, Bran Stark), from making a move like Anna of Russia, without entering into another civil war. It may not be a bad thing to have enlightened absolutism, yet no one can be sure there won't be another Mad King on the throne.  
    Some people may argue that Bran does not have the intention to do so because he saw the brutality of wars, or he is good-natured. This argument, however, underestimates how time and power could change people. I guess no one could tell that Ivan the Terrible of Russia would be a tyrant when he was a baby. Certainly, no one thought Catherine II of Russia could lead a nation to glory when she was brought up as a German princess. 
  • Bran is succeeded by another Three-eye Raven.
  • I guess both Tibet in the early 20th-century (1911-1951) and the Papal States in the Medieval World are good examples. I thank my friend, Chen Li, for suggesting this possibility. One obvious problem of this outcome is succession. Putting Tibet aside (which is too controversial for me to write about), many of the conclaves that selected the next pope were accompanied by riots in the Roma city, because of the lack of authorities on the top. Another obvious issue is that the new ruler may seek to enrich or empower his or her family. I guess the most notorious examples was the Borgias. Yet this is extremely common in late medieval Italy. After all, this is where the word "nepotism" originated from.
    None of the Papal successions directly lead to war, even though bribery scandals were common. However, it is worth noticing that attempts to depose Pope Alexander VI (the notorious Borgia pope), did lead a French invasion, and thousands of lives of civilians and soldiers were claimed. 
  • When barons of Westeros cannot agree on the king elected. 
  • Yet this option still may lead to civil war. Think about the Wars of Roses. It started with the rival Lancastrian and York supporters' disagreement on who sits on the throne, or who should be the next king. This leads to bloody civil wars, with Warwick, the Kingmaker, who started with supporting the House of York, then fell out with the York king, Edward IV of England, supported his brother, George of Clarence, and then supported Edward of Westminster, the Lancastrian heir. These bloody wars didn't end until Henry Tudor defeated Richard of Gloucester in the battle of Bosworth. It is estimated more than 1100 people died in this single battle. 
  • The King of the Six Kingdoms tries to re-claim The Kingdom of North.
  • It is striking how little people can resist the temptation of reunification or "re-claim lost lands". This drove Edward III and V of England to invade France, causing some of the most bloody episodes in the Hundred Years' War. Also ever since the Qin Dynasty established a central government to rule China, I have not seen any dynasty did not try to conquer the whole country. 
    Even though I could never understand why the Plantagenets were so obsessed with their continental inheritance, I guess I can think of a couple potential rationales for this to happen.
    To begin with, it could serve as a distraction. Wars are expensive. Wars are also financial stimulus from the government. If there were a financial crisis in the Six Kingdoms, waging a war against the Kingdom of North can be a distraction for public opinion, a convenient tool to suppress domestic unrest, and maybe a way to save the economy. The great depression that happened in 1929 contributed a lot to the initiation of World War II.
    Secondly, it can be used as a tool to elevate the status or prestige of a new king. Edward II waged wars against Scotland because he wanted to show that he was as good as his father, Edward I of England. Many of the Roman Emperors went on campaigns to establish prestige and army loyalty. In the ancient Roman empire, glory from the battlefield is almost a necessity for an emperor to rule. I don't see why this would be different if a new king is elected in the Six Kingdom and is desperately in need to make him distinguishable from other nobles from great houses.
    Thirdly, it could be to secure an election, or fend off a contender, or consolidate power. A victorious war always boosts the popularity of a leader domestically. The most recent example would be the annexation of Crimea by Russia in 2014. It is believed that all the foreign wars waged by Loius XIV of France helped him to consolidate power and made his court at Versailles the center of France. Either a baron who wants to be the next king of the Six Kingdom or a king who wants more power could make this move, with some sort of justification.
  • Sansa's heir tries to conquer Westeros.
  • A similar thing happened when Edward III tried to claim the French throne for himself through his mother, Isabella of France, the last of the Capet, despite the French practiced Salic law for the succession. This gave an excuse for Edward III to wage war on France, and eventually moved to become the Hundred Years' War between England and France. In one of the battles, the Battle of Agincourt, a "brilliant English victory", at least 4400 people were dead, and more than 300 French soldiers were taken as prisoners.  
All these possibilities are based on the assumption that there will be no more invasions from other places. Yet there is no guarantee that another House of Targaryen would not invade from Essos. With Westeros lacking a central government, no one can rule out that sth like Norman conquest of England would not happen. After all, there was a Targaryen conquest of Westeros.

I am not disputing that I am very disappointed by the ending of the Game of Thrones. I am especially dismayed by the proposal from Samwell that "everyone should have a say" in who should rule. I wonder whether whoever wrote the script is living in a sag, completely ignorant to the troubles in democracies, from Thailand to India, Hungary to the U.S. The proposal of democracy without any mechanism to counter populism is ludicrous. I would probably feel better if the directors of this season were taking money from some fractions to make this naked propaganda.

Had I got to choose, I would probably end the series with Daenerys on the throne and rule with violence and blood. It fits my idea that life is a cycle and no one can escape. In Chinese, it is said "天道好轮回,苍天饶过谁". I think this ending would be a more chilling revelation of life, as things started with people hoping to get rid of the tyranny from the House of Targaryen, yet end up with it. It may be a dark sense of humor, yet it would be a better ending. Or maybe end the series with the Night King ruling. If everyone were dead, there will be no more wars and death.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Universal Studio Orlando 点评and/or攻略

二月份早些时候去了一趟奥兰多的universal studio。现在觉得大约可以写一下对于各个玩过的attraction的感受了。

首先来放个地图。本人只去了Universal Studio FloridaIsland of Advanture,并没去vocalno bay。

首先说一下总体感受。里面让我很意外的是吃饭并不贵。然而各种零食和水就很贵了。里面虽然也有不少water fountain,但是总觉得water fountain里面出来的水味道很奇怪,不知道是净化的海水还是弗罗里达本来地下水的盐分含量就很高。总之我本来是带了杯子准备进去接水喝的,最后都放弃了。里面零食最便宜的地方感觉就是auntie anne's pretzels和starbucks了(因为和一般地方的零食价格一样)。里面各种universal studio自己的snack stands里面卖的东西全全又贵又难吃。

门票
我们的门票是在网上通过chase预定的。chase上可以用信用卡积分换门票(感觉比拿分去兑钱划算)。当时正好universal studio有打折活动,买2天送2天。
游乐园本身不算大,感觉如果2天想玩完(淡季)时间有点紧张,4天就有点多。
universal studio不像迪士尼乐园有fast pass system。但是好像有可以出钱买的fast pass。 因为去的时候是淡季所以就没有买。最长的地方好像也没有等超过一小时的。
游乐园里面每一个attraction上都会有一个预估的等待时间。一般都相当准。我相当佩服这些游乐公园排队的统计模型(不过这大概能够解释为嘛我经常看到迪士尼招data scientists的广告)。


Parking
一天25刀。感觉这价格都能赶上New York City了。

下面是顺着地图上的attraction的顺序写的。

Universal Studio Florida:
1. Despicable Me Minion Mayhem
我本人比较喜欢的一个ride。感觉这个ride很适合小孩子,相当温和。3d视觉效果不错。如果不是因为排队时间长估计会想多玩几次。当然一部分原因是因为我老喜欢minions了。

3. Hollywood Rip Ride Rocket
全公园最大的过山车。
特色之一是可以选择坐过山车时候的音乐。
另外一个优点是排队短。大约每20秒就有一班过山车,每车不少与40人,剩下的大家可以玩一玩泊松过程里面的参数就能大概感受到这个系统运行是多么的有效率了。
但是,这个过山车最吸引我的地方,还是刺激。
一开始上升是垂直上升。之后是急速下降。
整个过山车里面好几个完整的圈可以转。
而且中间有好几个平台。每次我遇到过山车上的平台感觉就是,uh-oh。因为每次平台上短暂的喘息之后,就是极速的下降。
第一次坐的时候故意全程眼睛睁开,结果一路尖叫感觉下来的时候嗓子都哑了。不过感觉这一路尖叫神奇的缓解了我持续好几个月的头痛。估计是压力都喊出来了。下了过山车的时候就觉得能释放压力我这趟旅行也就值了。
友情提示是坐这种大型过山车的时候一定要把脖子死死的靠在座椅后背,不然下来脖子要痛的。

6. Revenge of the Mummy
个人不喜欢这个ride。主要原因是不喜欢木乃伊这种恶心的东西。
等待时间如果长的话会比较无聊。排队的时候没有东西可以看。
作为过山车算是很温和了,但是我实在是不能容忍恶心的东西。

8. Fast & Furious - Supercharge
这个ride可以通过手机上app来预约排队时间。Universal Studio管这个叫virtual line。
里面主打是视觉效果,外加配合视觉效果喷水,制造尘土飞扬的感觉。内容不外乎是飙车。
在排队等待的时候会有一些互动的地方。有时如果工作人员比较搞笑的话是有笑点的。比如我去的时候,录好的介绍带里面描述要逃避FBI的追查,这时候有人来了一句,说好的政府关门呢。

9. Hogwarts Express - King's Cross Station
这个火车联通universal studio和adventure island。在king‘s cross重现了9 3/4 站台(感觉是用dichroic mirror做出来的效果),感觉还可以。
火车的卖点是全息投影。建议坐的时候靠外,视觉效果会更好。整个全息投影resolution不高(唔,我感觉我的committee member现在肯定会给我一张,I told you so的脸),坐靠走廊看不清楚效果反而会比较好。
个人感觉投影没做得很好,但是中途有摄魂怪来的时候效果不错。

10. Knight Bus
这个是还原哈利波特里面的knight bus,卖点是有驾驶司机和挂着的那个人头一样的东西可以聊天玩。感觉体验可能取决于值班的人是谁。我第一次去的时候感觉给挂着的人头的配音的的那个人是个不错的喜剧演员,所以聊的还蛮开心的。之后又路过的时候听到别人的谈话感觉并没有那么好玩。
附个照片。
走之前留影,司机说,3,2,1, magic。后面挂着的人头应声说道,tragic。


11. Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts
我个人非常喜欢的一个ride。一共坐了两次。全程的卖点主要在于3d动画效果。第二次坐的时候位置恰好在第一排,视觉效果极佳(第一次在最后一排,视觉效果不错,但是不如第一排的好),感觉都能看着伏地魔的蛇爬出来咬我了。ride本身并没有太多的起起落落,比较温和。

这个ride另外一个好处是等待的时候有东西看,坐电梯上下(不过后来觉得可能坐电梯下的那一部分后来又要走楼梯上),好处是等的时候不无聊。
除了电梯还有很有意思的用全息投影展示魔术,以及Gringotts前台的各种记账的goblins。


13. Gringotts Money Exchange
在这里可以把美元兑成在Universal Studio里面用的fantasy 纸钞。这些纸看起来像老旧的支票,用的信封是Gringotts bank的。但是除此以外没有特别之处。

16. MEN IN BLACK Alien Attack
一个一边坐碰碰车一边打怪的地方。卖点是可以在过山车中互动。
注意,这里面是真的可以打怪的。
打怪是可以得分的。
我男票进去的时候不知道可以打怪,结果他打怪得分直接拖低小组(我和他)平均分。

17. The Simpsons Ride
ride卖点是大屏的视觉效果。视觉效果相当不错。本身ride很温和。比较适合有小孩子的家庭。

18. Universal Orlando's Horror Make-up Show
这个是在男票的强烈要求下去的。之前本来还不想去的。后来觉得还好去了,不去真亏死了。
里面大概讲的就是电影里面的一些特效是真么做出来的,比如2017年的mummy
在等待的时候我偶然看到mummy的海报,就激动了一下。
咦,这不是传说中的重瞳咩。想当年项羽也有这样的眼睛。
在这个horror make-up show里面讲了mummy里面这个演员脸上的文字都是怎么做出来的。还有一些其他的角色,比如巴黎圣母院上的钟楼怪人。
当然也少不了现场演示一些恐怖技巧。
比如有一个观众被请到了台上,然后一个host就拿出了刀子来切她的手臂。接着红色的液体出现了在她的手臂上。然后刀子看起来像是深深的切进了她的手臂(我就不抖这个包袱了)。
最后还有一丢丢惊喜,来自一个一直被藏在curtain里面的比人还大的怪物。
我很享受这个show。


Island of Adventure
1. The Incredible Hulk Coaster
这个应该是island of advanture最大的过山车了。比Universal Studio的Hollywood过山车稍小。
但是刺激程度绝对不逊色。
推荐不敢坐Hollywood拿这个练手玩。
唯一的不同的在于中间有一段是有喷雾的。除此以外并没啥特别的。
但是我觉得刺激就好了。

3. Doctor Doom's Fearfall
上去的时候逗比了。把fearfall看成了freefall,以为会很刺激的直接自由落体。
最后发现完全失重的时间就只有大概1秒吧。
但是我仍然很喜欢这个fearfall。
第一次去坐的时候很凑巧位子是正对着Hogwarts方向的。当时天气很好,在fearfall高高的顶上远眺霍格沃滋城堡,再加上旁边的湖波光凌凌,感觉美不胜收。
第二次上去的时候是面向Orlando城区,感觉风景就比较一般了。
所以结论就是上去的时候一定要睁开眼睛,谁知道会不会看到好风景呢。谁知道这次看到了好风景下次还能不能看到呢。

4. The Amazing Adventures of Spider-Man
感觉主要是面向喜欢蜘蛛侠的小孩子的。视觉效果不错,体验一般。

6. Popeye & Bluto's Bilge-Rat Barges
我去的时候唯一开的水上项目。我没玩。这个项目肯定会湿身。从陆地上观察项目本身并不算刺激。整个水面的落差比较小。头上会有各种瀑布。比较bug的是这个项目在最后会有人向barge上的人喷水,而且喷水的这些人往往是游客。

8. Skull Island: Reign of Kong
主要是看视觉效果。ride里面两边都是超大屏的放画面。
比较有意思的一个小点是排队的地方很狭窄很阴暗,还很曲折。偶尔旁边还会伸出来一只毛茸茸的猩猩爪子一样的东西。在我前面排队的人被吓了个半死,尖叫声直达云霄。机智的我在观察到了这一幕后果断的躲过了毛茸茸的机器魔爪的恐吓。

11. Jurassic Park River Advanture
这是我唯一玩的一个水上项目。感觉做的还不错。水面落差不太大,总体上下也比较温和,有点刺激,不算很刺激。
比较有意思的一个设计就是会让人以为船误入禁区然后开始一系列的冒险。
坐这个ride不一定会湿身,但是坐在第一排肯定会湿。不过弗罗里达炎热的气候,身上分分钟就干了。

13. Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey
这个ride是在霍格沃滋城堡里面。在等待去ride的路上有很多可以看的东西,比如各种全息影像,配合着全息影像下雪,比如墙壁上会动的画(感觉和哈利波特电影里面好像),还有邓布利多的办公室。总的来说我很享受在里面排队的过程。
这个ride不同于一般过山车ride是跟着轨道走,是人坐进一个个椅子里面然后机器来翻转/加速/移动椅子。
ride里面大部分视觉效果都是在屏幕上投影出来的,少部分是真的有实物的,比如来袭击的摄魂怪,还有打人柳之类的。bug在于可以看得出来那个摄魂怪是个塑料的。
这个是我男票最喜欢的ride。


18. The Mystic Fountain
这是个会说话的泉水。感觉卖点和Knight bus差不多,只是没有哈利波特的背景。
我觉得我当时去的时候这个fountain里面值班的负责说话的那个人是个逗逼。我当时走过去的时候看了一下,没有和fountain说话就走了。结果还没走远,那个fountain忽然自己开始说话,说为什么大家都要么走来走去要么休息玩手机,为什么大家都不和它说话。

19. Poseidon's Fury
整个表演感觉很无厘头。Maybe I am too old for this.
排队时间比较长。门前的排队的预估感觉偏短。


写在最后

二月份和男票一起去的时候正好是国内的春节假期。在Universal Studio里面感觉听到中文就和听到英文一样稀松平常。偶尔看着好多说中文的不仅在哈利波特的魔法世界里面买了一根魔杖,还买了全套魔法袍,就不由得感叹国人现在真有钱。不过后来想了一下,好像对比起越洋机票钱,这点纪念品确实不算啥。

个人还是非常喜欢哈利波特的魔法世界的。感觉做的很好。很多细节里面隐藏着小惊喜,比如Diagon Alley转角的一个阴暗的走廊通向Knockturn Alley,比如里面可以配合使用魔杖的地方,比如食物好吃又不贵的Leaky Cauldron,比如Gringotts bank上会喷火的龙,比如厕所里面放的桃金娘的声音,比如甜成狗的butter beer,当然少不了jelly of every flavor(比如草味,比如呕吐味,比如臭鸡蛋味)。

去的时候发现哈利波特的魔法世界还在扩建。打算扩建完以后再去看看。远看感觉里面在建一个教堂一样的建筑。